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A deep dive rockumentary tale in the vein of "Some Kind of Monster" and "This is Spinal Tap" exploring what happened after the music stopped for Cold Slither, the fake band created by Cobra to take over the world.
It's been years since the massive hit "Cold Slither," by the band Cold Slither, swept America. And sure, the paramilitary G.I.Joe stomped in and ruined the band's greatest (and only) concert. And yeah, they broke up the band too. But an album as great as "Cold Slither" wouldn't just go quietly into the night.
With the rise of social media and streaming platforms, the hit single got a second life and millions of new fans. With subtle mind-controlling signals worked into the algorithm that would surely make Facebook, TikTok, and YouTube jealous...well...Cobra won.
Yep. Cobra Commander rules the world. With the support of enthusiastic mind-controlled Cold Slither fans, Cobra got more support, more troops, and more cool vehicles. Cobra Commander is the president of the U.Ssssss.A. He had the Statue of Liberty's face buffed off to match his featureless mask. M.A.R.S. sells heavy artillery through the postal service. G.I. Joe, if they're still around, have been scattered to the winds.
But Cold Slither, overcome by wealth, fame, and internal conflicts, didn't become part of the regime. They went off to live their own lives outside of rock. Now, renowned documentarian Hector Ramirez is exploring what happened to each member in a film called "Band of Vipers," chronicling how fame, fans, and the pressure to write literally just one more song drove four best friends/terrorist bikers apart.
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